Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Come Bhakth (of) 'THE' KAREENA.......



This movie is for all the Bhakths of 'The' Kareena Kapoor. So it is an open invitation to them.....COME BHAKTHS (of) 'THE KAREENA'.

Today I had gone to see this film with my friends and Kareena Kapoor was the only motivation behind me watching an Akshay Kumar comedy and hell, I wasn't disappointed. She made be burst into peals of laughter and also squirm in my seat with embarrasment. But again as I mentioned, she is THE KAREENA.....

Admirable, Alluring, Angelic, Charming, Comely, Dazzling, Elegant, Stunning, Beauteous, Bewitching, Pulchristudinous..........The list is endless. But all these words will fall short in front of the amazing Kareena Kapoor.

She makes the film watchable and every time she is on the screen, the takes the film to another level and in the process taking your breath away. Such is her profound presence that she chews up the entire canvas and you can't help look at anything else but Kareena Kapoor.

Beauty with Brains is the apt phrase for her as her dialogue delivery and expressions are simply amazing. Just sample these dialogues;

'I will stop being a bitch the day you stop being a dog.'

'Men are interested in only one thing'

The sheer crudity of these dialogues is such that it would had simply fallen flat had it not been told with the elan in which Kareena Kapoor mouthed them. Everything about her in the movie was so perfect. Be it crass comedy or being a sexy siren to shedding those pearls which we otherwise call as tears, everything was done with sublime subtlety.

The movie begins on a high and steadily climbs up the ladder and reaches its zenith at the ending of the first half. The second half also starts off pretty well with the title song 'kambakth ishq' and afterwards its begins to tumble down the hill with the movie getting emotional and finally picks up a bit towards the climax but had it not been for the svelte Kareena Kapoor and a very strong first half, the film would have been a damp squid. But now its a watchable film if you leave your brains back home.

Oh yeah, there is also Akshay kumar in the film but he is completely overshadowed by Kareena Kapoor. But with the form that Kareena Kapoor was in, she would have overshadowed any damn actor (like Aamir Khan, Hrithik Roshan, Salman Khan etc) except THE SRK.

Overall I would rate the movie 3/5 and all those 3 points are for THE KAREENA KAPOOR.

CAUTION:- Never ask a girl for the review of this particular movie because half of the girls are jealous of THE KAREENA KAPOOR and the remaining half would not admit that they are jealous.

11 comments:

Payal Mittal said...

Just shut up nobody is jealous of your so called the kareena.

triplem said...

no comments payal.......hehehe

Kavya said...

very funny........she looked like a witch in the movie

Triplem said...

i know its funny but read my caution

Suresh said...

very well written.......you rock buddy.....

Yusuf said...

funny review

Aarti said...

some days before it was THE katrina and now how come THE kareena????????

Anonymous said...

hiii SRK dude..kareena is KAREENA,,,, so beware...

sujeet said...

nice man just moving from reality to charaded ultra deminism

sujeet said...

sorry ultra feminism

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