Triplem's SWEN: NEWS As It (DOESN'T) Happens.....

Welcome to a new feature of my blog.............

Coming straight to the point; What is SWEN?????

I am sure you might know what SATYAM is? Then I also assume you might all know what MAYTAS is??? (For the uninformed) MAYTAS is SATYAM spelled backwards.

The same is the case with SWEN, which is NEWS spelt backwards. NEWS is the collection of events that 'HAPPEN' across the world. But SWEN is the collection of events which 'DO NOT HAPPEN'across the world.

I mean in SWEN, I will be writing fictitious events which have a very very rare probability of actually occurring. It could be hilarious or thought provoking depending on your perceptions.

So lemme get started.........

1) Himesh Reshammiya wins the OSCAR for the BEST ORIGINAL MUSICAL SCORE.

2) Sania Mirza makes history!!!!! She attains No.1 ranking in Women's tennis.

3) Triplem is officially rated as the best Counter Strike player in his hostel.

4) King Khan and Aamir Khan to come together in a film called 'Mere Kutte Ka Naam Kya Hoga???', to be directed by Salman Khan.

5) Amitabh Bachchan's cat's boyfriend is a gay.

6) Reliance Industries Limited (RIL) and Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group (ADAG) agree for a merger.

7) Vijay Mallya takes sanyas from drinking.

8) India defeats Brazil in FIFA football World Cup finals.

9) WALMART files for bankruptcy as recession gulps down its latest victim.

10) Virender Sehwag is a frequent visitor to HABIB'S hair saloon

THANKS for reading SWEN.....The best way to keep yourselves (MIS)Informed.

DISCLAIMER:- TRIPLEM is the editor, reporter, whatever etc of this SWEN. But he is in no way responsible for it. In case of any disputes, the decision of the highly qualified courts of Planet Jupiter would be binding and treated as the final authority.

So HAPPY reading and have lots of FUN!!!!!

P.S: This SWEN would be updated periodically.