A Bloody CHUCKER!!!!!

Statutory Warning: This post might be injurious to your senses. Readers discretion required.

I am writing this post about a chucker whose name I am not going to reveal in this post. It is for you guys to find out.

His very appearance is a total turn off. He plays international cricket and is now even a part of the ongoing IPL (What a SHAME!!!!!). How can the so called the honchos of cricket i.e ICC allow chuckers into the game and bring the noble game of cricket into a disrepute.

This chucker can't bowl a single ball without throwing and he does it so fast by his unconventional action that even the so called high technology that the ICC adapts can't catch it. They come up with certain noxious rules like the bending of arm upto 15 degress. What bulls$%t??????

He is not the only chucker from his country. There is another high profile controversial chucker from his country. I wonder if there is a dearth in bowling department that they are sending in chuckers to play at the highest level and even get away with it.

This chucker has recently created havoc in the ongoing IPL by his illegal deliveries and its a pity that everybody is turning a blind eye to it. This chucker should learn from the clean action of the Indian and Australian pacers like Zaheer Khan, Ishant Sharma, Brett Lee and Mitchell Johnson.

He totally covers the umpires face at the point of releasing the ball so that even the umpires can't catch his no balls. Despite 'throwing' the ball at the batsmen, this chucker bowls an average speed of around 135 kmps. Shahid Afridi can bowl at that speeds just by standing in his crease and with a clean action. So there is no big deal about you being a so called 'fast' chucker. Ishant Sharma and Brett Lee can consistently 'bowl' and not 'throw like you' at speeds in excess of 140 kmps and that too with a clean action. So in future never call yourself a 'bowler' coz you are just a 'chucker'.

If you start bowling with a clean action then I am sure that you can't even match the speed of Ganguly aka DADA. So reassess yourself and ponder over your standing in international arena.

A major of your wickets are either of tailenders, or out of form batsmen. If you have guts try bowling to Yusuf Pathan, Virender Sehwag or Adam Gilchrist. They will hit the S$%t out of your a&&.

So next time when you 'throw', always remember that you are a CHUCKER and not a legitimate BOWLER!!!!!

P.S: Can you now guess who I am talking about????

Hint: He is NOT from India.