Bolly(wood) Polly(ticks)

This is a humourous take on the Bollywood actors if they were to join politics. Supposing all of them are granted ministerial berths, what all ministries would they hold.

1) The King: Finance Minister


Everyone knows how good Shah Rukh is at managing finances and minting money. Whether it is producing a film or getting the best from his movies and brand endorsements, SRK is the KING.

Even as all the teams at IPL lost money, SRK’s Kolkata Knight Riders rode away with a profit of 80crores in spite of not reaching the finals. He could best qualify to manage the finances of the country.

2) John Abraham: Sports Minister


One of the most athletic actors of present times, John has a penchant for outdoor games and will make it his ‘Goal’ to encourage sports in the country. Rest assured we can expect India to be sporty enough at the Olympics in John’s guidance.

3) Sunny Deol: Defense Minister


Once Barack Obama said to Manmohan Singh;
'The USA has a billion strong army, a billion aircrafts, a billion tanks, a billion ships.......What does India have???'
To which Manmohan Singh replied,
'India has SUNNY DEOL'
The above incident says it all.

4) Salman Khan: Health Minister


The man will make sure that everybody has a well-toned physique. I just hope the country doesn’t go topless.

5) Mallika Sherawat: Information & Broadcasting Minister


I am not very sure about the information aspect but when it comes to broadcasting anything from her assets to her appeal to her publicity gimmicks, Mallika Sherawat is a pro.

Dressed in a burkha or not promoting her films, the actress grabs headlines without uttering a word.

6) Amitabh Bachchan: Prime Minister


The man ruling supreme above all ministers, Big B is the natural choice.